Transcription: A solution came to me while watching a villager struggle with the doors to the local library. The doors finally flung open, displacing the unsuspecting mammoth who had been snoozing behind them. Drawing on this experience, I placed doors at various points around the playing field. These doors opened and closed by pulling on levers attached to them. Once I had improved the shape of the doors and their control mechanisms, I soon had a primitive yet effective system for hitting balls around my great work. The villagers were, however, deeply unimpressed, being more concerned with the return of the ...
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